The Giants Win the Pennant!!! And a Key to a Happy Marriage.
The Bay is electric today.
So much excitement in the air.
For the second time in three years, our San Francisco Giants are going to the World Series.
Game One is tomorrow.
I’m listening to Sports Talk radio.
In the car. Alone.
I don’t really know what’s come over me.
We were at Game 7 last night.
Thanks to my generous parents and their season tickets.
Disgustingly stuffed from stress eating garlic fries.
And ball park dogs.
Drenched from the torrential rain.
And happy as clams.
I told Dave stats that even he didn’t know.
John Jay was 4 for 5 against Cain this year.
Matt Carpenter? 5 for 6, including a homer in Game 3.
Kruk and Kuip told me that.
Beneath the dripping brim of his TaylorMade hat,
he beamed as I became his temporary sidekick in useless statistical knowledge.
Wives, love Jesus and learn stats.
Make your husbands proud.
Love his hobbies.
Be happy when he’s happy.
It’s a game changer.
And let’s do this, Giants.