Fear The Beard
Giants closing pitcher Brian Wilson is an odd duck.
But, good news. I’ve always liked odd ducks.
There is just something about him. His weird post-game interviews. His bright orange cleats. His mohawk mullet. And that beard. I CANNOT STOP WATCHING.
The energy around these parts is electric. And so are the cupcakes.
Fear it, people. FEAR IT.
NOOOOOOOOO! I’m praying for the beard to disappear. Distractions like that beard should be outlawed in baseball.
YUM. I want one. or two.